17 Reasons Why I Should Quit Law School

1. LAWR
2. Bad food on campus
3. No hostel on campus
4. Have to walk up the hill every morning
5. Did I mention LAWR?
6. The smell of the canteen food makes me want to puke
7. She Who Shall Not Be Named
8. The disciple of She Who Shall Not Be Named
9. LAWR is sucking up my life
10. I feel like I am not cut out to be a lawyer because of LAWR
11. All the cute girls are boring
12. All the cute guys are gay or attached
13. Legal Research sucks.
14. One of the few branches I am interested in, litigation, is the one that is the most painful and LAWR-like.
15. My other branch of interest, Human Rights, is probably going to be taught by She Who Shall Not Be Named
16. Contract law sucks
17. There are no cute gay girls on campus [J, you are my friend and you are confused. You don't count]

And only one reason why I should stay: I can’t imagine doing anything else.