17 Reasons Why I Should Quit Law School
- Bad food on campus
- No hostel on campus
- Have to walk up the hill every morning
- Did I mention LAWR?
- The smell of the canteen food makes me want to puke
- She Who Shall Not Be Named
- The disciple of She Who Shall Not Be Named
- LAWR is sucking up my life
- I feel like I am not cut out to be a lawyer because of LAWR
- All the cute girls are boring
- All the cute guys are gay or attached
- Legal Research sucks.
- One of the few branches I am interested in, litigation, is the one that is the most painful and LAWR-like.
- My other branch of interest, Human Rights, is probably going to be taught by She Who Shall Not Be Named
- Contract law sucks
- There are no cute gay girls on campus [J, you are my friend and you are confused. You don’t count]
And only one reason why I should stay: I can’t imagine doing anything else.