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The Random Seditious Conversations of Law Students

A random MSN conversation between me and zixian, who is going away on exchange to China next sem.

zark: if they make me do maoist thought
zark: then i will come back a full fledged communist
zark: then you will have to try to get me habeas corpus
zark: and argue Chng Suan Tze
me: well dear, you know the situation here

zark: *weeps*
zark: i will be deprived of my 2pm if i am locked up
zark: *weeps*
zark: then i will have to escape while limping
zark: with a flotation device
me: yeah you will break that leg when you land on a pile of toilet paper
zark: yeah
zark: then i’ll swim to malaysia
zark: and then they’ll catch me, and kill me
zark: then i will weep because i went to hell without hearing 2pm’s new album

me: no, they’ll just extradite you back here
me: where you will be subjected to intense airconditioning
zark: then i still won’t get to listen to 2pm
zark: maybe you can visit me with a contraband 2pm album

P.S. “2pm” is a korean pop group

October 27, 2009 Posted by | Humour | Leave a comment

Quotable Quotes: Freedom of Fashion

Me: [posts article about a campus in USA banning cross-dressing]
Rach: Well if they banned leggings as pants in law school you’d be happy
Me: I am a liberal. I will fight to the death for your right to wear things that are an eyesore to me

October 17, 2009 Posted by | Fashion & Beauty, LGBTQ, Politics, Quotable Quotes | , | Leave a comment