English men are never impotent.
— Stanley Yeo, in response to the House of Lords ruling in Bedder v DPP
Everyone’s on his/her planet. Now… some planets are just from different solar systems. So no use going there, find yourself a planet mate thats closer to who you are.
— O’Ren, on unrequited love
What IS with her obsession with the rectum and it’s various functions anyway? Does she LACK a rectum? Should we PROCURE one for her?
— Simon on a certain person we all know and love
Goh Yihan: As to specific performance… courts don’t hold parties to their contractual obligations, subject to compensation. It is like family law, if two people who enter the marriage freely don’t want to stay together anymore, the courts can’t force them to.
Sean: It is a bad bargain!
There are a lot of couples springing up in law school recently, and most of them got together during LAWR season last semester… I swear, LAWR is a secret SDU scheme.
Zixian: I want to go on a eating tour during the holidays or something, you know visit a lot of places an-
Sean: I want to go on a sleeping tour!
There are only two things we law students talk about – LAWR and sex, sex and LAWR.
I know many of you will be busy with CNY activities but the reality is that things keep moving in law school, as they will when you are in practice. Even when you are on holiday, your Blackberry will buzz and you will have to get off the beach and into the hotel business centre to do whatever it is you need to do.
— Sumy, on LAWR
The purpose of damages is to put the plaintiff forwards in the promised land of milk, honey and money.
— Michael Bridge, in a Remedies for Breach of Contract lecture.
S: I swear I fall into the intellectual whore category on the ladder theory
Me: More like a intellectual vibrator